Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger…

Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger…

It sounds like a cheesy Twitter hashtag, but seriously…

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…they do exist. They are not just mythical creatures EPMD, Jamie Foxx and Yeezy (do people still call him, “Kanye West” ????) made up to put into a song which would be the anthem to a generation of white girls.
Don’t know what I’m talking about? In the words of the most reliable glossary on the internet:

“a person who goes out with you fo yo money”

– urbandictionary.com

You don’t normally encounter these devious people before people start to become successful in their careers and get into marriage, but it’s still very useful information for anybody – check it.

[THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU WHO GOT PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL BY THE JOCKS. WHEN YOU BECOME FILTHY RICH FROM AN OBSCURE, YET GROUND-BREAKING INVENTION: I HOPE YOU REMEMBER THESE WORDS OF WISDOM]

One of the first questions that she asks on the date involves your income – Duh. She needs to know if she’s gonna be shopping at Louboutin or Aldi. Time is money baby! $_$

She does not acknowledge the existence of the bill at the end of dinner = She probably won’t even say thank you either. I encourage all men to implement chivalry into their dating life, but this kind of woman takes advantage of that. Still, that doesn’t mean you should stop being a nice guy. Cut her loose and enjoy the high road.

Talking about your Benz catches her attention more than that time you saved a building full of people = …What? You haven’t done that before? But really, fall for that and Mercedes is gonna be riding off in your Mercedes.

The mysterious “bills” which pop up all the time – We all get burdened with bills. Phone, internet, car insurance, child support payments to estranged mothers – I get it. I’m not saying you should be a dick about it, but if she begs you for help paying her bills and she comes over the next day with a shiny, new Prada handbag…

Drizzy knows what’s up

This isn’t a post on how to protect your stacks. You can recover from that. Falling in love with a girl only to find out she only wants you as an ATM? That kind of wound is a lot harder to mend.

 

Yours sincerely,

Ardi Astarto

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