Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger…
It sounds like a cheesy Twitter hashtag, but seriously…
…they do exist. They are not just mythical creatures EPMD, Jamie Foxx and Yeezy (do people still call him, “Kanye West” ????) made up to put into a song which would be the anthem to a generation of white girls.
Don’t know what I’m talking about? In the words of the most reliable glossary on the internet:
“a person who goes out with you fo yo money”
You don’t normally encounter these devious people before people start to become successful in their careers and get into marriage, but it’s still very useful information for anybody – check it.
[THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU WHO GOT PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL BY THE JOCKS. WHEN YOU BECOME FILTHY RICH FROM AN OBSCURE, YET GROUND-BREAKING INVENTION: I HOPE YOU REMEMBER THESE WORDS OF WISDOM]
One of the first questions that she asks on the date involves your income – Duh. She needs to know if she’s gonna be shopping at Louboutin or Aldi. Time is money baby! $_$
She does not acknowledge the existence of the bill at the end of dinner = She probably won’t even say thank you either. I encourage all men to implement chivalry into their dating life, but this kind of woman takes advantage of that. Still, that doesn’t mean you should stop being a nice guy. Cut her loose and enjoy the high road.
Talking about your Benz catches her attention more than that time you saved a building full of people = …What? You haven’t done that before? But really, fall for that and Mercedes is gonna be riding off in your Mercedes.
The mysterious “bills” which pop up all the time – We all get burdened with bills. Phone, internet, car insurance, child support payments to estranged mothers – I get it. I’m not saying you should be a dick about it, but if she begs you for help paying her bills and she comes over the next day with a shiny, new Prada handbag…
- Drizzy knows what’s up
This isn’t a post on how to protect your stacks. You can recover from that. Falling in love with a girl only to find out she only wants you as an ATM? That kind of wound is a lot harder to mend.