Somehow the Modern Seinfeld Twitter account, @SeinfeldToday, has evaded me until this past weekend, where I sat in the Singapore Airlines Lounge with my friend Nick laughing for an hour as he read out tweets outlining possible Seinfeld episodes if it was still on air today. The stream of tweets (and the search results) are a goldmine for Seinfeld fans, and a sure fire way to waste hours of your day, reading, and imaging exactly how the episodes would play out.
When George falls for a Twitter bot, Kramer claims he once Catfished himself. J:How’s that even possible? K:Oh I’m good Jerry. I’m real good
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) July 8, 2015
George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:”It’s too desperate.” J:”How’d you find out?” G:”I’m on both.”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) February 16, 2015
Elaine loves the way her new boyfriend smells, but when she discovers he uses Axe Body Spray, she begins to question her entire life.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 9, 2013
Kramer rents out his apartment every night on Airbnb & lives in the hallway. K:“I’m making cash hand over fist, Jerry!” J:“You’re homeless!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) July 3, 2014
Elaine’s BF notices she has no Instagrams with black people. She awkwardly tries to take pics w/ black co-workers to prove she’s not racist.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 28, 2014
Jerry gets paranoid about his girlfriend’s past when her iPhone automatically connects to the wi-fi at Newman’s apartment.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) June 3, 2014
Enjoy your procrastination.
Feature Image from Rolling Stone.