It’s that time of the year again when your Facebook home page is consumed by smug friends traipsing around Europe with hangovers posting photos of themselves on yachts, at clubs and sitting by pools with other tanned people you despise. Well in light of the depression that’s inadvertedly causing you we decided we’d share a quick post of the Ocenaco Nirvana so you can sit back in your office chair and motivate yourself to earn a spare $300 million, so one day you can look back and chuckle at all the suckers who spent their pocket change over countless European summers while you were at home slugging it out to build your fortune.
The 88.5m superyacht includes a crew of 26, an 8.5 meter ski boat, 6 jet skis, 4 waverunners, and two 11 meter tenders that would rival most boats on Sydney Harbour. The ship has a total of 6 decks, and a 7.5 meter counter pool. The pool is located on the aft deck and has a pool floor that can be lifted deck level providing additional space. Accommodations on the vessel include; a master suite of 150 square meters, featuring an office and a private exterior deck area and whirlpool; a VIP suite lounge with “his and her bathrooms;” and 4 additional queen VIP cabins. The main saloon, which includes the formal dining area and lounge, looks into a substantially sized vivarium used to house exotic reptiles. Leaf patterning on the carpet, and subtle tones of green create a natural feel to the atmosphere of the 14 person seating dining room.
On the main deck, a massage room provides the perfect place to unwind, while on the lower deck, a two car garage and a 3D cinema offer the ultimate entertainment experience both on land and at sea. The bridge deck “hosts a stunning pack of amenities for all sorts of activities” and a fully equipped double height ceiling gym. Finally the top sun deck features a touch-and-go helipad that includes 14 inset lights and two foldable wings (which function as extra safety space for the helicopter). Opposite the helipad is a whirlpool with generous sunbathing cushions all around for the bevy of beauties you will surely have accompanying you.
Here she is.